We have this really great apple tree in our backyard, the only problem is it likes to grow into our power lines. Our City has a program if you call they will come take a look and then trim if necessary. Well our tree was at it again so the other day I called our City and this is how it went,
City Worker (CW): This is your city how can I help you?
Me: Yes, I need to speak to someone in the tree triming progam.
CW: I can help you with that, we'll come take a look.
Me: Okay, do you need my address?
CW: Nope.
Me: (not understanding) you don't need my adress?
CW: We know where all the apple trees are in the City.
Me : (somewhat stupified) umm.... Okay
CW: Can I help you with anything else.
Me: I don't think so.
CW: Have a good day, Goodbye.
Impressive right. I just wished they had the power when it came to plowing the streets in the Winter, "Don't worry, we know all the streets that need plowing"